Father's Signature

Teacher : What is India Gate ?
Student : Basmati Rice
Teacher : What is Charminar ?
Student : Cigarettes
Teacher : What is Taj Mahal ?
Student : Tea, Sir !
Teacher : You stupid boy 😡...You have made a joke of all our National Monuments. You have failed the test. Get your father's signature tomorrow.
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Next day Student comes to class and puts a giftwrapped parcel on the Teacher's table.
Teacher : What is this ?
Student : Signature, Sir.
You had asked for my father's signature. I have brought you his whole bottle.🍾

The teacher is very happy and hugs him and said चल पागल... रूलादिया... जा पास होगाया तू....😜😄😂